The Philadelphia Eagles "Nightmare On Broad Street" Just Made Me Cream Red

That was terrifyingly pleasurable and savage. I don’t even know if ejaculating blood is a thing, and if it is you should probably get that checked out. But that’s my thought process while watching that video. Controlled barbarianism. The only thing missing is a Brian Dawkins cameo flying in like Wolverine in the final woods scene in Logan. Till then, this defense is the scary truth. And it’s frighteningly arousing.

Eagles 2017 social media team and video department: Actually Good. It’s time to work.