Well hello now Britney! What a comeback. Less than a year ago you were pissing your pants and looking like a homeless person
And now you are officially fucking back. Which leads the question, has anyone had a crazier stock than Britney in the past 15 years? From the next sensation, to absolute stunner, to homeless hilbilly wreck, to fat person, to completely irrelevant, back to fat hillbilly mess, and now we’re here. Aged like a fine wine. A certified MILF. What a ride Britney, it’s like struggling with your team through the ups and downs to finally win a championship. Glad you’re back. Now cue the music.