Iowa State Upsets #4 TCU Just Weeks After Beating #3 Oklahoma

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?!?!

I’m serious. I wanna know what the hell is going on around here. I don’t understand it so I’m just going to assume Iowa State is cheating somehow. I don’t know how but they are. But on the off chance they’re not cheating, I guess Iowa State is a football school now? I guess Iowa State is a powerhouse on the gridiron now? I never thought I’d live to see the day. I never thought my grandkids would live to see the day. But here we are. People barely even remember those Fred Holberg basketball teams at this point. Matt Campbell and his Cyclones just taking out out top-5 teams like it ain’t no thing. Gigantic win after gigantic win. #4 TCU in Ames today and then-#3 Oklahoma in Norman three weeks ago. Iowa State is 4-0 in the month of October. Ames might burn to the ground tonight. Rightfully so.

And no. I’m not happy for them so stop asking. We as Iowans can come together about breakfast pizza but not football teams. It’ll never happen. It sucks right now for me and my fellow Hawk fans cause the Cyclones are on a rolllllllllllllllll. As Iowa fans we really don’t have anything to make fun of…………except this blatantly fake cramp