Robber Tells Gas Station Clerk, "We Can Do This The Easy Way Or The Hard Way" And Ends Up Looking Like This

Journal News – “We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Andre Young allegedly told the clerk at a Speedway gas station in Forest Park while waving a box cutter at him Monday. But the scenario went all wrong for the would-be robber as the clerk swiftly knocked him unconscious, according to our news partner WCPO. Young, 52, of Cincinnati, appeared in court Tuesday morning to face charges of aggravated robbery and felonious assault. He was ordered held on a $175,000 bond. 

God DAMN. You look like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man. That would be one of the all-time mugshots even if the robber hadn’t puffed out his chest before getting his eye caved in. But it makes it even better that he did. Happy said it best. Talk about your all time backfires. That robber thought he was the shit. Cocky as all get out. Probably waving that box cutter around like Mr. Blonde about to take a guy’s ear off. Well it couldn’t have gone worse. This robber saying, “We can do this the easy way or the hard way”  and then getting WHOOPED would be like if The Joker got shot in the head while saying, “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger” and the movie ended. It’s such a ballsy thing to say that you have to follow through on it. You can’t end up blind in one eye from a gas station clerk bringing the wood.

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With all that said, this guy shouldn’t have to serve any jail time. I’d consider that beating and the mug shot that followed as time served. He’s embarrassed enough. His eye may look like a rotten plum but the real bruise is the one on his ego. It will never go away. I’d be willing to bet any of this guy’s future medical bills that he’ll never stick up another gas station in his life.