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Dr. Ben Carson Narrows Puerto Rico Recovery Timetable Down To Somewhere Between 1 and 100 Years

Found a couple different angles showing Dr. Carson working out this answer.

Important update on the Puerto Rico situation — recovery timetable has been narrowed down to that nice sweet spot right between 1 and 100 years. We’re honed in, we’re right there, we’re knocking at the door. Mark your calendars folks. Prepare to cut the ribbon and celebrate that precise moment we return Puerto Rico — which, people forget, is an island in the middle of a large ocean — to its prior, thriving state… sometime between next Labor Day and World War 7.

When you’ve submitted your final answer and didn’t even have to phone a friend…

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Go Ben Go!