Trump To Release JFK Files, Hell Yes!

Here we go folks. By far the best thing about having an unhinged president who loves headlines is the hope he’ll release the good stuff. JFK files, what happened to the USS Maine, aliens. It’s a god damn miracle Trump’s gone this long without spilling the beans. That’s like Michael Scott going an entire episode without giving up a secret. Improbable. Stunning.

But here we go. Hopefully the JFK Files are just a gateway drug here. Give us the aliens Donnie.