Crab Goes Out Like A Champ By Eating The Other Ingredients In The Pan While Being Cooked Alive

Hey since when do we cook crabs while they’re still alive? That seems like cruel and unusual punishment. Yes we’re eventually going to eat them anyway and turn them into human feces but do we really need to burn them alive before we do it? There’s domination and then there’s just plain cruelty. Either way, that’s the king of No Fucks Given right there. He got his licks in before he went.  That’s the way to go out. On your own terms. Sort of. Most crabs and lobsters (those are basically the same thing, right) go out like a bunch of pussies. They’re either dead already or just lay there until they eventually die. Not that crab. Not that pan. If he’s gonna go he’s taking mother fuckers with him. Really laughing in the face of sure death with that move. Hard not to respect it. If he has to go then he’s going on a full stomach. Probably ruined that chef’s meal too. Those ingredients turned into crab shit. Good for him. RIP.

RIP Landfill too