I Finally Found The Most Perfect Yankee Fan That Ever Existed

Listen the Red Sox suck.  They don’t belong on the same field as the Astros.   I get it.  Hand up. I know we stink.   But how about this clown show I met at a bar last night.   He ran up to me like a kid on Christmas wearing his Brett Gardner shirt chirping me about Chris Sale.  This was 10 minutes after the Yankees blew a 20 run lead and got their guts ripped out in one of the greatest post season collapses of all time.  AND HE WAS TALKING SHIT!   I couldn’t have invented a more prototypical  Yankee fan if my life depended on it.  Thank god for this guy.  He cheered me up about the Sox.