I Finally Found The Most Perfect Yankee Fan That Ever Existed
Listen the Red Sox suck. They don’t belong on the same field as the Astros. I get it. Hand up. I know we stink. But how about this clown show I met at a bar last night. He ran up to me like a kid on Christmas wearing his Brett Gardner shirt chirping me about Chris Sale. This was 10 minutes after the Yankees blew a 20 run lead and got their guts ripped out in one of the greatest post season collapses of all time. AND HE WAS TALKING SHIT! I couldn’t have invented a more prototypical Yankee fan if my life depended on it. Thank god for this guy. He cheered me up about the Sox.