What These Bitches Want? Captain Crunch. DMX Gainz 40lbs In Rehab

Putting on 40lbs in a short time isnt that big of a deal. Lots of people do it. It’s called pregnancy, folks. Part of life. 40lbs of Captain Crunch is a lot of Captain Crunch. I dont know if I could eat that much Captain Crunch, and I’m not talkin about because I’d get sick of it. How on earth do you still have the roof of your mouth if eat that much?

“Chaps, you could wait until the milk softens it up a little bit. Once the milk breaks down the Crunch a little bit, it’s smooth sailing.”

Sure, but who has time for that?

“DMX, Chaps. What else was he supposed to be doing in rehab? He had nothing but time for his cereal to soften.”

Fuck. Makes sense. Anyway, I’m watching the Astros right now and drinking a frosty Christmas Ale so here’s DMX with an all-time song. Come on. Come on.

But for real, if you didnt fuck with this song, I dont fuck with you. Harsh but true. Somethin new.