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Colts Owner Jim Irsay Arrested For DUI

Big Cat
Big Cat3/17/2014 2:00 PM

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Primo Shirt right there.

 

(Source) Colts owner Jim Irsay was arrested Sunday night and charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and possession of a controlled substance. According to the Hamilton County jail website, the 54-year-old Irsay was booked at 3:07 a.m. Monday morning, and his bond was set at $22,500 after his arrest in Carmel, Ind. WishTV.com was the first to report the news. According to Hamilton County, Irsay’s scheduled release is unknown as of Monday morning.

 

 

 

How about Jim Irsay going for the rare day after St Patrick’s Day is celebrated and day before actual St. Patrick’s Day DUI. Pretty sure you were the only drunk person on planet earth last night Jim, because everyone else was hungover beyond belief. Just an enormous bulls-eye on your back as you cruise through central Indiana. My only question, and I ask this because I’m genuinely baffled by it, how the fuck does any rich person ever get a DUI? It makes zero sense to me. If I was the owner of a team, a pro athlete, a singer or anyone who was rich and famous the very first thing I would do is hire a driver to carry my drugs and drive me everywhere. That’s what you do. You get an old dumb friend, pay him 70k a year and have him be your do everything guy. I’m not saying stop partying Jim, I’m just saying act like an NFL owner, get yourself a chaffeur and stop being a moron about the simplest thing, because I don’t care what team you own, if you have millions of dollars you should never be arrested for anything ever, period.

 

 

 

Hindsight being 20/20, Jim Irsay telling same joke over the years makes a lot of sense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

h/t pftcommenter for the tweets


Big Cat
Big Cat3/17/2014 2:00 PM