How Psychotic Do You Need To Be To Hop Into A Dead Shark For Fun?

AUSTRALIA – “This fellow has decided as a jape to climb inside the shark with a knife, put his hand through the gills of the shark and pretended to stab it between the eyes,” Mr Burns said on 3AW this morning, before telling listeners about the reaction of an American couple who saw the picture at the Metung Hotel. An American couple have turned up at the Metung Hotel to see this photo and their immediate response from the wife was ‘Did he survive!?’.

So this photo has been burning up the interwebs lately. Just an Aussie climbing into a shark then knifing it from the inside out and stabbing it in the face. No biggie. But do you remember that scene from Jaws where they cut the shark open and that white shit comes out while Hooper struggles to breathe because the stench smells like what I imagine how Cory Monteith’s corpse currently reeks? Now I have as much of a marine biology background as a dyslexic George Costanza, but I’m guessing the inside of that shark has to be as nastier than a Wooly Mammoth’s asshole after a Taco Bell binge. No way he didn’t come out of that without the equivalent to shark AIDS. Fairwell and adieu to you fair Aussie hardo.