Billionaire Fight! Richard Branson Attacks Mark Cuban With Water During Taping Of Shark Tank

Source - On Shark Tank, Yunha from San Francisco stopped by to pitch a meditation app called Simple Habit. The offer of $600,000 in exchange for 5% of the company. “She’s a gold digger,” Cuban said. Fortunately for Yunha, Richard Branson was fortunately there to come to her defense. Offering her $300,000 for 10%, Cuban interrupted with a no, joking (or maybe not joking) that it had to be $600,000. “I think the water just has to go,” said Branson as he threw his cup of water on Cuban’s face. 

It’d be a shame to see Richard murdered on live television after having made it through Irma on Necker Island. His accent is the only thing that saved him. Brits can say the meanest things and the accent makes it sound lovely. Ever heard a Englishman swear? It’s cute. Granted, having worked in reality TV this was most likely a planned attacked. Although according to Cuban’s face it seemed pretty authentic.

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Chances are he hasn’t been disrespected in thirty years.

I’m sure the other sharks were thrilled to see someone put him in his place. Guy’s been abusing them in the tank for years. Poor Barbara can’t even get a nag in without Mark reminding her how poor she is.  “Barbara’s offering $100K for ten percent? I’m offering $700K for five.” Boom roasted. Daymond and Lori don’t even make offers anymore- they’re too afraid.

Although not as afraid as Yunha from San Francisco.

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Jesus Christ babe get it together, it’s water. Rule number one- never cry in the tank.

You have to wonder what would happen if they actually fought. Obviously Cuban would snap him like a twig but what would  be the aftermath? They’re too rich for consequences.  It’d be a stalemate in court. I have to imagine there would be some sort of billionaires duel. Perhaps, jousting or maybe a battle of their gladiators. Regardless, I hope Richard sticks around, someone needs to keep Cuban in check.