Is My Girl Hope Hicks Now The Baddest Bitch In America?

My girl Hope Hicks doesn’t pop up very often but when she does she’s always running show like the baddest bitch in America. I love it. Can’t get enough of it. Anyone who calls this White House misogynistic might be an idiot because I just watched a 28-year-old babe in a little pink dress waltz off Air Force One like the god damn Queen Of America leading a pack of her most loyal men. Hope’s just got that something. She’s got that sexy yet badass look you simply can’t teach. She’s wiping the floor with the failing New York Times’ fake news ass by day then murdering little pink dresses and sipping mojitos by night. I wouldn’t be surprised if those fucking nerds over at CNN scrub her toilet before she gets home from work. You’re either born with this kinda Boss Ass Bitchness or you’re not, and our White House Communications Director was born with mountains of it.

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THE Hope Hicks, ladies and gentlemen. Sup girl.