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2017 NBA Season Preview Series: Los Angeles Lakers

2017-18 Los Angeles Lakers Media Day

If you’ve been keeping up with the 2017 NBA Season Preview Series hopefully you’ve appreciated the honest and unbiased look at how each team is being covered. It is my promise to you, loyal reader, that will continue to be the case as we knock out the remaining teams. In fact, you can even vote right now on the next preview. However, you are out of your damn MIND if you think I am going to spend 1500+ words talking up the fucking Lakers. I would rather gouge my eyes out. At the end of the day this is still a Boston blog and that comes with a certain amount of responsibility. Mostly continuing to hate the Lakers with every fiber of my being. So, as a result, join me in one of my favorite Lakers memories

The Lakers will lose a lot, Lonzo Ball will make a simple bounce pass that ESPN and the entire LA fan base will cum themselves over, Brandon Ingram will continue to not be as good as Jaylen Brown, and we’ll hear all year about the potential free agents that are soon to become Lakers. Whatever, fuck em.

Official Greenie Prediction: However many it takes for the Celtics to get their pick