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Marty Jannetty Takes To Facebook To Ask If He Could Fuck His Adult "Daughter"

NY Post- WWE legend Shawn Michaels’ former tag-team partner has caused a stir by appearing to ask wrestling fans if it’s OK to have sex with his “daughter” after discovering she was not his biological child.

The former tag and Intercontinental champ, known for his partying and chaotic lifestyle away from the ring, only learned of Bianca’s existence in 2014, according to other posts on his Facebook page. Jannetty vowed to turn his life around after she got in contact with the New Jersey-based former star of the squared circle.

There’s a saying in wrestling when two people in a tag team go their separate ways that goes “Who’s gonna be the Marty, and who’s gonna be the Shawn?” The phrase spawned after the breakup of The Rockers, consisting of Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels, because Shawn went on to become the greatest professional wrestler of all time, and Marty was never seen or heard from for the most part ever again. I’m starting to think using “Marty” as a derogatory term should now not be limited to the niche world of tag team wrestling. No, no no no no. “Marty” should span the globe now as something to call a sad human being. Here’s what apparently went down with his “daughter”…

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Three years ago, this Bianca girl comes out of the woodwork and says she’s Marty Jannetty’s daughter. He decides to turn his life around and connect with his newfound adult offspring. They start becoming romantically inclined somewhere down the line and don’t do the sex because, well, they’re father and “daughter”, but they really wanted to have sex they got genetics tests to find out if they’re REALLY blood related. They are not, as it turns out, so now Jannetty wants to fuck Bianca, but he doesn’t know if that’s weird because he’s treated her as his daughter for the past three years. Is it weird, in that case? If they’re not related in the slightest?

Uhhhh yeah, pervert. If you thought with what’s left of your brain that this person was your daughter, and want to put your wiener in her vagina, you’re a creep. Bianca’s not off the hook either, though, I think she might be more messed up in the head than he is. I mean…this?!

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You could do better, girl. Anyone could.