President Trump Details How Puerto Rico Is An Island In The Middle Of An Ocean

One moment, let’s fact-check this.

True!

In typical fashion the fake news media screams about Trump lying but crickets when he delivers hard truths. Uhhhh what’s Puerto Rico? Island in the middle of a big ocean. A very big ocean. That’s not partisan politics folks that’s just a fact.

The haters and losers will deny it.

I think people are arguing over whether Puerto Rico technically sits in the Caribbean Sea or the Atlantic Ocean?

This poor guy’s all outta can’t even.

Valerie did her own fact-checking to back up Donnie.

(I actually lol’d at this; so beautifully simple)

Annnnnd at this point I reached my Buzzfeed replies quota. Trump says they handled Texas well, they handled Florida well, and they’ll handle Puerto Rico well but it’s a bit more complicated because it’s an island.

Pretty reasonable. Pretty true, as long as you stay out of the Buzzfeed replies. Trump was briefed about the Atlantic Ocean this morning and he wants to tell the American people all about it. What’s so wrong with that.