Lebron James Talks About Kyrie Irving Leaving The Cavs. Proceeds To Call Him “Kid” 1 Million Times In 5 Minutes

Hmm why oh why did Kyrie leave? What could Bron Bron have done better? Hmm I dunno Lebron. Maybe don’t call him kid 100 times in 5 seconds. Don’t talk about him like he’s 2 years old. Like he’s some rookie charity case. I mean the way Lebron inherently talks about Kyrie is so fucking disrespectful it’s a miracle he lasted this long without strangling him. You tried to give him you’re DNA? What does that even mean? Kyrie Irving is a superstar with or without Lebron. He never wanted the narrative of Lebron being his father figure. He never wanted to constantly be treated like Lebron’s water boy. Oh Lebron was ready to give him the keys to kingdom when he was ready? BULLSHIT. He went out of his way at every opportunity to passive aggressively degrade Kyrie. Kyrie didn’t need Lebron to give him the keys. He took the keys from Bron Bron’s pocket without his permission and drove the Cavs to the NBA Title and Lebron still acts like he barely has his drivers permit. I can’t wait till we stomp on this guy’s brain.

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