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Paris Hilton Wearing A See-Through Shirt Is Absolutely Smoking Hot

My goodness gracious, have mercy!

I’ve blogged about Paris Hilton a few times, here and there over the years. And the common denominator is always the same- I’m a lowkey Paris Hilton fan. Not so much her EDM music that she allegedly makes $347,000 per gig for, but because she has had a body that does not quit.

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She came along at exactly the right time for young Nate. Right when Kazaa and Napster were hitting their stride, the Paris Hilton sex tape hit the scene. And young Nate was mesmerized. I fell in love on the spot, and she has been my brain’s side-piece ever since. And the best thing is, she hasn’t fallen off a bit. 36 years old and more stunning than ever. She should release a 15 year anniversary sex tape because golly, it’d be a shame not to. In this blog I said I was buying her stock in 2017, and if investing actually worked like that, I’d be sailing on a yacht in the Southern Mediterranean right now. Paris Hilton- then, now, forever.

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