I Lived Through Earthquake Melinda

I was in a real bad earthquake last night. We shot Barstool 5th year at USC this week, and are doing the Arizona game on Friday night so we just staid here on the west coast. And please let me be the first to tell you, earthquakes are scary as It (box-office record). Boy oh boy… shaky with a capital s. They make the whole room vibrate like a massage chair at Brookstone. My memory’s telling me that the sound is similar to what my imagination’s telling me a dinosaur coughs like. And now for a more scientific outlook, let me bring in my earthquake analyst.   Man, let me tell you what. Pound for pound that was one of the scarier earthquakes I’ve been part of. Although it only registered in the 3’s, the shakiness and scariness was par for a par four course. Back to the studio. Thanks Terry.

A lot of earthquake hardos in our hotel lobby too. “Oh you must not be from around here.” Correct my friend. That’s actually why I’m using your temporary housing facility. I guess it makes sense that someone who doesn’t appreciate science wouldn’t comprehend the gravity of the situation. We’re talking about tectonic plates riding hot magma waves and this hardo lobbyist can’t stop talking about some new movie, “Check out is at noon.” Listen here Booger, when the earth was moving a moment ago, that was legitimate cause for concern.

Something to think about…