A Fight Broke Out At A Waffle House This Weekend After A Guy Ate Bacon Off A Woman's Plate

DESTIN – An argument over stolen bacon at a local Waffle House led to the arrest of a 28-year-old man for disorderly intoxication. According to his Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, the man took bacon off of a stranger’s plate and ate it in front of her. When the victim told him he needed to replace the bacon, he demanded more food. She asked him to move away from her, but he refused. Other patrons stepped in to defend her and he tried to fight with them, the report said.

I regret to inform you that this is 100% the woman’s fault. That’s the story the local news in Okaloosa County won’t tell you. She got her bacon stolen. She let that happen. Head on a swivel lady. Head on a swivel at all times. She has to have situational awareness. If you’re eating at Waffle House around a bunch of drunk people it’s on you to ensure none of your delicious bacon gets snatched. It shouldn’t be that way but it is that way. The drunk guy obviously shouldn’t have stolen the bacon but drunk people do stupid things and that includes stealing. We can blame him all we want but he’s not gonna learn. We gotta teach people to be on the offensive with their bacon protection. If it were normal breakfast hours? Then it’s on the guy. That’s savage behavior but that changes when the clock is hovering around 3am. This lady honestly should’ve had a hand gun laying on the table so everybody knew not to fuck with her bacon.