Narc Rovell Was Out In Full Force Last Night, Trying To Call Out Marquette King For Following Him On Twitter During The Raiders Game
NARCCCCCCCC!!!!! Jesus Rovell, one time for me be a cool guy and make a funny joke. One time play along with the super cool athletes and blend in as cool guy Rovell. NOPE, you had to call out the current swaggiest punter in the game, now that Pat quit his NFL job to work for Barstool Sports (still a laugh out loud funny thing to write out), and you got predictably stuffed in a locker.
Yeah there’s your Derek Carr, your Crabtree, your Amari Cooper, but it’s fresh as hell to own a Marquette King jersey. King single handily caused a turnover yesterday after he uncorked a 70+ yard punt deep in the California sun. Jets punt returner Kalif Raymond pulled a classic Jets move and muffed the fair catch on the punt, leading to a Raiders recovery, and a quick end of the half touchdown (shout out if you had Raiders first half and won on that). He’s a weapon plain and simple, and if you’re a Raiders fan I think it’s perfectly fine to rock his jersey.
Hey Marquette, if the NFL asks just go with the classic “I got hacked for a few hours.” OBVIOUSLY you weren’t cool enough to go on Twitter and see what was going on, wink, wink. But goddamn Rovell, why you trying to get a guy in trouble just because you couldn’t think of a witty comeback of your own. C’mon Darren, you’re better than that.