Man Arrested After Attempting To Deliver Selena Gomez A Penis Bouquet

Source - Selena Gomez has an obsessed fan with a twisted, perverted mind — the man tried to order a penis-shaped bouquet before showing up to her pad to hand-deliver other goods.

The 24-year-old man showed up Friday morning at Selena’s San Fernando Valley home. We’re told he was loaded down with random gifts, flowers and even food items.

We’re told her security team intercepted the guy — who, it turns out, they’ve seen before. Selena’s people told the guy to beat it, then called police to report the incident … and this is where it gets even creepier.

Cops happened to have gotten a call from a flower shop earlier in the day reporting a man requesting a phallic floral arrangement for Selena Gomez. We’re told an employee sensed something was amiss and immediately jock-blocked the order.

Our law enforcement sources say the flower shop description matched the guy Selena’s security reported, and LAPD’s now on the case.

Ah, the double-edged sword that is celebrity. On one hand you have fame and fortune, on the other you have crazed fans hand delivering you penis bouquets with a smile on their face. Worth it, if you ask me.

To be fair, the dicks never actually made it to the house. A salesman alerted authorities as soon as the order came in. Which is impressive-  I would’ve assumed it was a brunch centerpiece. They must get bizarre requests all the time. Hollywood’s full of weirdos. Its entire economy revolves around celebrity. Although Selena’s probably used to this sort of thing. Imagine the kind of DM’s you get with one-hundred and twenty-six million followers. Granted this wasn’t a DM but still, she probably wasn’t even phased. Another day, another dick bouquet. That could be the name of her next single.

Statistically speaking she’s doing pretty well in terms of stalkers. Hopefully they send this dude a strong message but they won’t. All he did was deliver a few presents. If the florist was smart he would’ve made the bouquet and let him incriminate himself. It’s tough to talk your way out of a hand full of dicks.

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PS,

I’m not going to lie, the first thing I did after reading the headline was google Justin Bieber’s age. The suspect’s a year older  but MAN that would’ve been a great story. Biebs sends a bunch of dick molds to win back Selena. Anyways, onto the blog.