Hey Brett, You Lift Bro?

Jesus Christ. Brett Favre is absolutely ripped right now. I’m pretty sure he’s spent his entire retirement doing curls. That’s not an exaggeration, I’m not trying to hyperbolize, I actually think he’s spent the past 2 years just sitting in his garage in Mississippi doing Magic 7’s and skull crushers until his arms explode. Officially the scariest father in the world. Dad strength times infinity.

Now someone get Ed Werder on the phone, Brett Favre is in shape, we’ve got some stories to sell.