Quick Update On Cubs Spring Training Home Runs, Javy Baez Just Went Dong Show

Oh Big Cat and Carl, stop posting all of these Cubs home runs, we’re drowning in Cubs home runs, we’re all going to die from these dingers, there’s just too many of them! Please save us, the Cubs are on pace to hit a trillion Home Runs, we have a family, we can’t handle this many longballs!!!

Sorry guys, no can do, hands are tied on this one.

Magic Number ~95