Former NHL All Star MVP And Current Beauty John Scott Got Back On The Ice Last Night
Sometimes I like to sit back and think about the transformation of John Scott. Dude went from a perennial prick who everybody in the league hated and turned into this folk hero super star who is adored by fans everywhere. And it all happened about as quickly as it took Tex to go from a slightly odd but relatively normal intern to the Tex that we all know today. All it took was one All Star Game to change the narrative on John Scott forever. Now instead of the first line in his bio being “scumbag piece of shit who took cheap shots as much as possible”, it reads “former NHL All Star MVP”. Anyway, if you’ve been keeping up with Da Beauty League (which I know you have been), you’ve known that John Scott is the league commissioner. Well, the very part time league commissioner at least.
“I come in once a year. I get to drink some beers and play some hockey” – John Scott. Certified beauty.
And I guess that right there answers the age old question. No matter what level you ultimately end up playing hockey at, beer league will forever reign supreme. Here’s a guy who has played in the NCAA. He played in the AHL. He played in the NHL. Granted, he had to fight his way through most of it. But you can tell from the excitement in his eyes that beer league is the truest paradise hockey has to offer. You give me the choice between being an NHL All Star MVP or a Beer League Hero, I’m going BLH 7 days a week. Plus he got to dish an apple to big Dusty Buff and from what I’ve heard, didn’t take any headshots on anyone out there. All in all, I’d say that’s a successful ass night of beer league.
Also turns out that John has another kid on the way in a week so congrats on that sex 9 months ago, bud.