Danica Patrick From The ROOF

GREAT GOOGLY MOUGLY! Now that’s one impressive stance. Who knew your body needed to be in tip-top shape to let a machine do everything for you? But I’m not gonna lie, anyone who can flex their legs backwards over their head and/or do a hand (or forearm?) stand for more than 3 seconds without breaking their shit is more athletic than I’ll ever dream. I can’t get vertical on two hands in the pool without feeling like I’m being waterboarded to hell and back. My coordination is so bad that in high school when I attempted to field bunts off the mound my coach berated me for resembling a pregnant giraffe before tearing into my soul.

But still, handstands are tough tits. Good on Ms. Patrick on staying fresh and on the grind throughout the years.