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Move Over 50 Cent, The New Worst First Pitch Of All-Time Is A Fastball Right To The Dick

Remember that cute little kid that used to sing the National Anthem before Red Sox games during the Jimmy Fund Telethon and run the bases after? His name is Jordan Leandre. He’s a cancer survivor, and he’s not a little kid anymore. He’s a 17-year-old that’s going into his senior year of high school, and in his spare time, he throws out first pitches at photographers’ dicks.

Thanks to the Jimmy Fund Telethon and all of the great work that they do over at Dana-Farber, Jordan is enjoying life, living it to the fullest, and destroying testicles one Fenway Park first pitch at a time. To donate to the Jimmy Fund Telethon, click here!