15 Guys Contract Rabies Raping a Donkey


Morcco World NewsFifteen minors who sexually assaulted a donkey in the small rural town of Sidi Kamel in the communal providence of Sidi Kacem have been treated for rabies infections received from the animal.

The sexually frustrated children and teenagers stayed at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for one week to receive rabies vaccinations after the animal transmitted the disease to them, explained Moroccan daily Al Akhbar in its August 10 edition.

The incident has put the families of these fifteen young people into distress and horror, reports the daily.

Local authorities have been alerted and search for find anyone else who has “approached” and “admired” the animal closely, in order to limit the risk of rabies spreading among the inhabitants of the region.

The occurrence became the subject of mockery and ridicule among the population of the small town.

I’m not posting this because I think donkey rape is at all funny. It’s never a laughing matter. You do whatever you want between consenting vertebrates and I’ll stay out of it. But neigh means neigh.

Instead, I just want this to be a public service announcement for anyone interested in victimizing a poor, defenseless beast of burden like this: Nature has a way of making you pay a terrible price. It’s almost like the virus is Mother Nature’s great corrective measure. The ruler she uses to crack humans across our collective knuckles to make us quit doing things we shouldn’t be. Overpopulate a certain area? Disease will come out of nowhere to solve that issue. Have too much promiscuous sex? A few STDs will make you settle down and go all monogamous. Take drugs? You’ll find yourself living in a petri dish of regret. Gang rape a donkey? How about a major rabies outbreak to settle your hash about right from wrong.

This poor burro wasn’t blessed with horns or claws, a tough outer coating or the ability to pepper spray its attackers like other animals do. So evolution gave it rabies. And once we spread the word, hopefully the population of potential donkey sexual abusers will drop to zero. I’d still put those 15 kids on the Animal Sex Offender registry and keep an eye on them, though. Just in case they didn’t learn the lesson.

Jerry’s Final Thought: I wonder if at any point when they were getting painful anti-rabies treatment, any of these guys thought to themselves “What did ever I do to deserve this?”