Gotta be honest. My brain is completely shattered on this one. Dez Bryant and Dak Prescott. Huge Philadelphia football guys. Dez has been an enemy to the city since April 22, 2010. Dak has been an enemy since April 29, 2016. I’ve seen people get their ass kicked before for even thinking about drafting either of these guys in their fantasy league. And now they are supposedly Soul fans? What’s the complete and polar opposite of when a friend stabs you in the back? An enemy sucking your dick? I’m getting blown by my mortal enemies right now and have no idea how to feel about it.
By now I’m sure you’re all well aware that the Philadelphia Soul are going back to the Arena Bowl for the 2nd year in a row. How could you not? The defending champs have a chance to repeat and they’ll be hosting the championship game at the Wells Fargo Center on Saturday August 26. What would you rather do? Spend $100 watching Connor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather play grab ass on the 26th? Or watch pure dominance in action as the Philadelphia Soul dismantle the Tampa Bay Storm? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. But what’s not an easy decision to make is whether or not we’re letting Dez and Dak celebrate the championship.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And if Dez and Dak are enemies to the Tampa Bay Storm, then I guess in some sort of sick twisted way they are my boys. I don’t feel great about it but if you roll with the Soul, then I roll with you. I didn’t make the rules, I just follow them. Come aboard, fellas. Champagne and cheesesteaks are on deck for the City of Champions.