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Justin Bieber Slid Into A Random Gym's DMs To Ask About A Girl And She Didn't Immediately Break Up With Her Boyfriend

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Jessica Gober, a 22-year-old from Savannah, Georgia, claimed that the singer messaged the gym where she works after they posted a Boomerang of her promoting an energy drink on their Instagram. 

“Who is that girl ? In ur latest post,” Bieber wrote, adding a heart emoji, according to Gober’s screenshot of the message.

Gober told Buzzfeed that she was shocked to discover that the message came from the 23-year-old pop star’s verified account, especially given that the Instagram account was not frequently used.

“We were like how in the world did he see this random post,” she said. “We only had 70 followers and had posted 5 times previous to this.”

Bieber’s representative did not respond to PEOPLE’s request for comment.

So let me get this straight. Justin Bieber, one of the biggest cultural icons in the world, DM’d a random ass gym to try and smash this girl in their Instagram and she said no? You’re happy with who you’re currently with?

What does that even mean? Who the fuck is this clown?

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No one rejects Justin Bieber. NO ONE. Hell I’m straight as an arrow and if Biebs hit me up I might consider it. You know what the chances Biebs saw this random gym’s insta? Like literally one in a BILLION. The insta account had posted five previous times in the last two years and got about 60 likes on each of those posts. You were given the golden ticket to fuck town with JUSTIN BIEBER and you chose true love and happiness with your normal boyfriend.

So what happens when in a few months you catch your man cheating on you, or the sex gets boring, because that’s life, and you live with the biggest regret maybe ever for the rest of your life? Try crawling back to Biebs begging he takes you back? Nope, he’s moved on to fucking the hottest super models on the planet and you’ll be stuck staring outside the window playing the “what if” game.

I don’t care who I’m dating, we could be in love since the beginning of high school and her parents love me and we have a future all planned out…if someone like Blake Lively DM’d me I’m ending all of that. Donezo. Honey we need to have a talk…it’s not you, it’s me. I want to fuck Blake Lively and she just slid into my DMs. Sorry, I’m sure you understand.

Quick, easy, painless, correct.