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We Slappin' Asses At The PGA!

Folks we slappin’ some asses! Jordan Spieth coming out of the god damn clouds with an AGGRESSIVE ass slap for JT. Might need to put some ice on that. Gotta love what these fellas do — win majors and slap asses. Pretty sweet hobbies.

Didn’t end there. Ass slappin’ is also for the girls.

Oh man JT’s girl is gonna get it tonight. That major championship dick is hungry. We slappin’. We spankin’. We fuckin’. Hell we might even have to get Wanamaker in the mix. What a time to be JT.

PS — Nobody plays faster and looser with tomfoolery than Jordan Spieth. Guy just fucking loves it.