The Dallas Stars Want You To Know That You Can Piss Wherever The Heck You Want To
ESPN – The NHL’s Dallas Stars have become the first Texas professional sports franchise to officially oppose a “bathroom bill” targeting transgender people.
Team President James Lites said in a statement Wednesday that the Stars are “strongly opposed to any legislation perceived as discriminatory.” … Texas’ Republican-controlled Legislature failed to pass the bill during a legislative session that ended in May. Gov. Greg Abbott convened a special session to revive the issue, but it looks unlikely to pass before that ends next week.
You’re a chick who wants to take a leak in the guys bathroom between periods because the line is shorter? Go the fuck ahead. You’re a dude who needs to pop in the girls bathroom because you’re too drunk to stand at the urinal? Be my guest. We’re talking about bathrooms here, people. Places where you pee out of your dick or your vagina. Places where you poop out of your butt. Whether you’re gay or your trans or your whatever you want to identify as, we all poop out of our butts. That much is a scientific fact. So why the hell are people so concerned about where people poop out of their butts at?
The Dallas Stars don’t give a shit (pun intended). American Airlines Center holds 18,500 people for a Stars game. You’re heading into the 2nd intermission. You need to take a piss, you need to get your last few beers and at least a dozen more dollar dogs. You’ve got a tight window you’re up against before the 3rd period starts. I’m sorry but if you’re so concerned about who else is using the same bathroom as you during that time, then you either have a tiny dick you’re embarrassed about or maybe you should just stick to going to the bathroom at your own home. Take your piss, pretend to wash your hands and then leave. You’re not going to turn into a tranny if you just so happen to pee in the near vicinity of one.
However, there is to be absolutely 100% NO CUNNILINGUS going down at American Airlines Center. That is per team captain Jamie Benn.
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You want to eat a little bit of pussy? Take it somewhere else, pal. No bunching of the mox going on here and that’s the last I ever want to hear about it.