Roger Goodell Showed Up To Foxboro For Tonight's Preseason Game Like a Coward

What a fucking pussy. I hope Goodell knows this doesn’t count. The preseason does not count. He still better show his pussy ass up on opening night. But knowing Roger like I think I do, I bet he skips it now and says he already went to Gillette and it wasn’t a big deal. He was probably pissing down his leg thinking about the prospect of 30K turquoise clown towels waving in the Foxboro night. So he did this instead. Slid in and out for a preseason game. This would be the ultimate coward move from the ultimate coward and I expect nothing less.