Eagles Keep The Dick Jokes Coming By Inviting Lil Dicky To Practice
Now if you’ve ever listened to Professional Rapper, you know that Lil Dicky was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham. So is there a chance the Eagles are inviting him to practice just because the guys are big fans and he’s clearly an Eagles fan so it’s a perfect fit? Yes. If this were any other offseason, I’d say they’re just trying to bring the Philly guy to visit training camp with no ulterior motives. But not this offseason. Not after all the Eagles dick jokes we laid out yesterday. The Eagles have been king of the dick joke this summer and what better way to cap off the offseason than by bringing in yet another dick to training camp.
I can already picture it now. Pictures standing next to Chris Long and Fletcher Cox. Get the juxtaposition there? A Lil Dicky next to Long Cox? Do you get it? Because I don’t think that you do. Next up you get a family photo of Lil Dicky next to Wendell Smallwood since his name does in fact directly translate to little dick. I know that dick jokes may not exactly be for the refined humor palette. But these Eagles dick jokes are next level. So much so that they’ve begun outsourcing. And like I said yesterday, that may just be the push they need to be playing in Minneapolis this February.
P.S. – Pray for the Chargers and Rams.