Former Sex Scandal Teacher All Star Makes a Porno

When you’re in the business of scouting and one of your assessments of a young talent turns out to be spot-on accurate, you don’t want to be caught humblebragging. Being right what you get paid for. And that’s whether your scouting pro athletic prospects or, in my case, Sex Scandal Teachers.

A buddy of mine I need to keep anonymous sent me the link to a porn video made by my 2016 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup No. 2 hitter Mary Beth Haglin of Iowa. Here’s what I said about Mary Beth in December to explain why I had her in the 2-hole:

You know that “rat” player? The one who’s always working the umpire, complaining about every call and never stops trying to gain that competitive edge? Those guys drive you nuts if they’re on the other side. But when they’re yours, you love them. And that is what Mary Beth is. Sure, her looks come dangerously close to putting the “hag” in “Haglin.” But she’s not bad. And she not only admitted to having sex with one of her teenage charges, she blamed the school, claiming they knew she was doing it and “turned a blind eye.” You might call that ridiculous, but I call it audacity. I want that kind of guts where it matters most.

Boom. Allow me to humblebrag, because I nailed it. Not just because she’s breaking into the fast-paced and rewarding field of homemade porn, but because she actually celebrates the fact she was banging a student.

I do this with a lot of reservation, but the extremely NSFW link is here. I cannot stress this enough. It’s a link to XVideos, which is a reputable porn site. So it’s probably free from viruses. But I can’t promise you that. All I do know is the link is highly NSFW. If you’re at work, do not click that NSFW link. If you’re even thinking about it, go into your supervisor’s office right now instead. Take all his/her family photos off the desk, lay them on the floor and take a dump on them. It will get you fired faster and be less humiliating than if you click the NSFW link. And in case I haven’t been clear, you are clicking a porn link that is pure NSFW material. There. My conscience is clear.

Anyway, here’s a very safe screencap:

The conceit of the video is that some dude is driving her to the courthouse for her sentencing hearing. So he and Mary Beth visit the very same park where she boned the kid in her car months earlier. Like a killer visiting the scene of the murders, I guess. Except she’s going to have sex with this guy in that same parking lot one last time before she gets sent to prison. Assuming we can trust the integrity of a badly made cellphone car sex video, that would mean this was in February 17th, the day she got sentenced to 90 days in jail (link SFW).

I should also stress that the video is terrible. Not that I’m the Richard Roeper of Internet porn, but it’s just truly awful. Haglin gives it her best effort but the guy with her has bad ED and for him the car sex is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. And at the end he just kind of gives up with a horrible edit. But it’s worth it just for the rare opportunity to hear a woman who threw her career and three months of her life away to have sex with a student joking about it with zero remorse.

With any luck, Mary Beth Haglin is out of jail now and ready to pursue her life of doing pioneering work in the unexplored field of real SST porn. I’m just proud I recognized her greatness early on.