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You Do NOT Want To Be On The Tracks When This Woman's Rugby Train Is Late To The Station

Good Gravy. I NEED this tough lady to do a little Oklahoma drill with every woman on the Samoa woman’s team. The collisions may cause a black hole that’ll rip time and space apart at the seams. https://www.facebook.com/Rugby0ffload/videos/1086164078181372/

FE-FI-FO-FUM!!! We haven’t seen this kind of destruction on the pitch since Beast Modelo would scare puberty out of every kid he steamrolled. Put me up against Terry Tate in his office linebacking prime or pre-convicted Mike Tyson in a dark alley while armed with an erection than this Beast from the Far East (zero idea where Tonga is located but that goes so well to switch it up).

This gal can play on my team any day. In fact, I’d rather have her playing on my team taking carries at the goalline over Leggy Blount. 4-yards a pop everytime, all the time. But that’s assuming her brain doesn’t have the same texture as Oatmeal, which is a big assumption. You can actually pinpoint the exact moment the CTE develops with that boom to the moon. You lead with the head like that in the NFL and they’ll come down on you with a felony. Still though, I NEED this tough lady to do a little Oklahoma drill with every woman on the Samoa woman’s team. The collisions may cause a black hole that’ll rip time and space apart at the seams.

via @USASevensRugby