People Are Shocked To Learn That Airport Workers Don't Handle Their Luggage With Extreme Care
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Ever wonder why the contents of your luggage are sometimes a complete mess when you reach your final destination? This may have something to do with it. Some baggage handlers have been fired from Orlando International Airport after someone recorded cellphone video of them slamming passengers’ suitcases onto a conveyor belt. Matthew Campbell, 19, was on board his British Airways flight when he looked out the window and saw three workers tossing the bags onto the luggage carousel. One man is seen raising suitcases over his head before slamming them down. They were unloading a Virgin Atlantic flight that had just landed from overseas. Campbell tells the Daily Mail: “I saw it out of the window and I couldn’t believe it. It was ridiculous. They were throwing the bags and I wouldn’t be surprised if people’s suitcases and belongings were broken by the way they were hurling them.”
Well now just hold on a goddamn second! Get outta town! So you’ve got the balls to tell me that people who work in airports don’t handle complete strangers’ luggage with the utmost care? That’s blasphemy and I won’t hear another word of it. Matt Campbell from that article simply couldn’t believe his eyes. He was shocked appalled and distraught about what he was seeing at the Orlando airport. To which I say, no duhhhhhhhh. Think about how much you hate airports. They are awful cess pools of pain and despair every time you’re in one. Even for a few hours. Even for a few minutes. Even for a few seconds. Every time you’re in an airport you’re like Andy Dufresne trying to think of a way out. Now think if you’re worked in that house of horrors day in and day out. The last thing on the mind of those workers is making sure your stupid luggage gets to it’s stupid destination in one stupid piece. In all honesty it’d be weirder to find out they were handling your stuff with care. That’s when we’ll know there’s some fucked up shit going on.