Chris Christie, Nachos In Hand And All, Gets In Fan's Face At Cubs/Brewers Game

Fucking Chris Christie. Guy can’t even go to a ball game without going viral these days. Here he is in all his glory, exploding out of every seam his pants, nachos in hand but obviously not even close to spilling a chip, getting in the face of some Cubs fan. Incredible.

One rule of thumb: never chirp a hungry Chris Christie. You see how full those nachos are? Poor guy hasn’t eaten at least since he got up to get those. And you’re gonna chirp him expecting no retaliation? Shame on you. Chirp a hungry Chris Christie and you’re damn right he’s gonna get right up in your grill. Lucky he didn’t bite this guy’s face.

PS — This ain’t the first time top-left-guy here’s seen the full wrath of Hungry Chris. He knows fireworks could be looming.

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PPS — This flawless nacho cradle under the circumstances will never not be funny. What a moment.

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