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Two Women Are Sent To The Hospital After A Threesome Goes Wrong And They Fall Off A Balcony

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Metro- Two women in Germany are in hospital with broken bones after a threesome with a man went badly wrong. The first woman suffered broken bones in her feet and legs after she toppled 10ft from a balcony. It is believed moments before the fall the two women had been arguing about their respective positions in the three-way interaction. Her friend screamed and ran down the stairs to help her, slipped, and broke bones in her arm and neck. Paramedics arrived at the apartment in Breisig where the man explained what had happened. A newspaper commented on the incident: ‘They better try bondage next time.’ Police said the female victims of the sex game gone wrong were both naked.

A story so insane that part of me thinks it never happened at all. But that’s only because I can never put myself in a scenario where a threesome is happening. This is also a reality check on threesomes in general and how they can’t be as awesome as they seem. They just can’t be. Sure, in your imagination they seem great. You somehow someway convinced, not one, but two women to have sex with you at the same time. In your imagination they are beyond excited to have sex with you and everything runs like a well-oiled machine until all three of you climax at the exact same time. Well in reality it’s just not that simple and ideal. The world simply won’t allow it. In reality, sometimes the women argue about what position they want to be in and then end up in the hospital after falling off a balcony. That may be on the extreme end of how bad a threesome can go but it’s clearly still possible.

Maybe Jerry was right all along

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