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Comeback Season: Macaulay Culkin Has Morphed Back Into A Human And He Looks Great

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Source -  Macaulay Culkin stepped out looking better than ever in Los Angeles Monday night. The “Home Alone” star, 36, who has had long blond hair for years, cut his hair off in favor of a shorter, trendier hairstyle. Culkin, who stopped at a gas station to pick up cigarettes, kept it casual in a denim button-down, T-shirt and black jeans. He then got back in the car where his girlfriend, Brenda Song, pal Seth Green and his wife were waiting.

Plagued by rumors of drug abuse since 2012, the “Saved!” star denied abusing heroin just last year. “No, I was not pounding six grand of heroin every month or whatever,” he told The Guardian. “The thing that bugged me was tabloids wrapping it all in this weird guise of concern. No, you’re trying to shift papers.” Culkin’s public appearance comes less than a week after his “Home Alone” co-star, John Heard, was found dead at age 72.

How do you go from this…
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To this…?
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Easy, stop doing drugs. Of course, Macaulay claims he wasn’t on drugs. Which seems highly unlikely considering he routinely tells people how much money he wasn’t spending on them.

“I was not pounding six grand of heroin every month or whatever”

Whatever is right. Water under the bridge. I’m glad he was able to pick to himself up by his boot straps. He was starting to look a little too much like the Trix bunny rabbit. Every child star goes through a dark stage. They usually don’t last thirteen years but maybe it was part of his plan. Wait for the Home Alone money to run out then make a triumphant return. Never the less it could just be a rebrand. He’s been Kevin McCallister his entire life. It would make sense for him to dress like John Mayer’s less attractive cousin.

I hope this means we get another Home Alone remake. Even though he’s a thirty-six year man he would kill as Kevin McCallister. He would also probably kill himself. Back to square one. Regardless, congrats to Macaulay on the newfound hotness. I’d like to see him not have three packs of darts in his hand but it’s better than the alternative.