There's A Lot Of Weird Shit Going On At Trump's Speech Today

Trump’s giving a speech today and it’s got all kinds of weird shit going on. First, he kicked it off with this interesting quote.

Obama was of course a member of the Illinois State Senate in 2000 (pretty sure Donnie meant 7 years, but come on dude).

Next to him, we’ve got 17-year-old Paul Ryan.

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Office of Speaker Ryan

And last, but not least, eyebrow lady.

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Lady, your eyebrows! Look I’m not an eyebrow expert. I’m not a women’s fashion or makeup or whatever expert. But these are obviously drawn on and they’re drawn on horribly right? Ridiculous angle on those things. Coming in at like 90 degrees at the top there. Wow. Never seen anything like that. Fucking lady looks like an alien trying to fit in who knew eyebrows were a thing but didn’t quite get it right.

It’s probably some medical condition we’re going to be made to feel bad about or some religious symbol I’d never seen or heard of but whatever. We have a legal team. You pop onto national TV behind the President without eyebrows like that and I’m going to comment on them.

PS — I was blogging the eyebrows when I noticed Feits too was blogging it. Luckily Trump delivers plenty of content so I pivoted into a slightly different blog. Shoutout to my versatility and, as always, to Ratings Machine DJT for always delivering.