Breaking News From Forbes: You May Soon Be Able To Eat Marijuana

Zip it, Forbes. Just zip it up and zip it good. You’re telling me that you’ll soon be able to ingest marijuana in the form of a food? Just like, pop a cookie or brownie into your mouth and get high from it? Get outta town. Just pack up your napsack, hang it off a stick, and get a walkin. That makes no sense at all. What will they call this edible form of weed? I certainly can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but hopefully someone is able to come up with a good name that accurately describes the edible nature of the THC.

Hopefully Forbes is right about this bold prediction. Otherwise this could be the beginning of the end for the once proud publication. Back To The Future promised us hoverboards, and after those never came to fruition, Michael J Fox, Christopher Lloyd, and Robert Zemeckis never worked in Hollywood again. Is Forbes going down the same path? I guess we’ll wait and see, but for now, they better hope someone figures out a way to extract the THC and infuse it into delicious treats.