Zillionaire Art Dealer Shows How To Smoothly Pick Up Models On Instagram

Remember Toni Garrn? She was banging Leo for a while, that’s why you might recall that name. Well, Leo moved on to 12 other 10’s, leaving Toni single and ready to mingle. And let me just say this- there’s no contest to who will win her heart. Enter legendary art dealer Tony Shafrazi (via Page 6):

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Say whatttttttt?

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Shitttttt. It’s OVA!

Live look at Toni Garrn’s ovaries:

Unreal gamesmanship from Shafrazi. A bottle of lube couldn’t make that Instagram slide any smoother.

So let me be the first to congratulate Tony

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and his new wife, Toni.

I’m sure she’s very excited to make a dozen children with him (with the least inconvenience)!