This Poor Guy Got Shot Multiple Times, Escaped From A U-Haul On The Highway, Immediately Got Run Over By A Car

Fox News — A man with several gunshot wounds escaped a U-Haul van while it was still moving on the interstate in a suburb of New York, police said.

That man, identified as 24-year-old Mouhamed Cisse, was later hit by another vehicle while he was darting across the northbound side of Interstate 95 near the city of Mamaroneck just before 6 p.m. Tuesday night, News 12 reported.

Police said before he was hit, he had sustained multiple gunshot wounds. Police said Cisse was taken to Jacobi Medical Center where he is listed in critical condition.

Now police are on the hunt for the GMC U-Haul van with Arizona license plates, which may have damage on the right front side.

Jesus Christ this guy had a terrible Tuesday. Holy fuck. Just not your day pal. You survive multiple gunshot wounds, end up in the back of a U-Haul, find a way out mid-highway, and boom, immediately get run over by a car. Basically this guy lived an episode of Road Runner. Gets dummied by every conceivable method but somehow survives. Lethal blow after lethal blow after lethal blow, pops up, brushes himself off, chilling (in critical condition) at the Jacobi Medical Center. Very impressive.

This guy is so much tougher than I am it’s unbelievable. I would’ve died 3 different times here. You shoot me multiple times? Even once? Just a bullet grazes my pinky finger? I’m dead. Done.

You throw me in the back of a U-Haul? I don’t even need to be shot. Forget the gunshot wounds. You just put me in the back of a U-Haul in perfect health and start driving away? I’m dead. No interest and no chance I’m surviving.

Finally, I get hit by a car? Insta-dead. If not I’d probably roll back into traffic to seal the deal.

But this guy? Surviving all three simultaneously? Wow. Kudos. Tough as nails. Nothing but praise and Ts & Ps from me.

PS — Hot seat: this guy’s life. I know he survived and that’s all super impressive, but whoever shot this guy multiple times then threw him into the back of a U-Haul and drove away will obviously come back to finish the job right? Wanted this dude dead as fuck.