Tim Tebow Hit A Walk-Off Bomb On The First Pitch Of The At-Bat Last Night

The miracles of Jesus Christ don’t take the All Star break off. Everybody knows that. Last night, Tim Tebow hit a walk-off oppo taco in his 16th game since being promoted to the Mets’ High-A affiliate. Remember when Tebow got promoted and everyone was like, it’s all a big promotional stunt, and they just wanna sell some tickets, and it’ll be great because the High-A team is in Port St. Lucie, Florida where Tebow is a god, and blah, blah, blah.

Guess what, haters? Guess what, doubters? Guess what, non-believers? Tebow is hitting .327 with a .972 OPS, 2 doubles and 3 homers since being promoted on June 28. He’s also riding an 11-game hitting streak, and he has at least one hit in 14 of those 16 games at High-A. The power of Christ compels Tim Tebow’s bat, and if you don’t believe that then you’re just refusing to accept reality.