I Think Nate's Cocky Fold Murdered The Guy Next To Him

Wow. What a fold from Nate. Disgusted by the game’s lack of respect for dealing him those cards, flicks them into the muck like a gross cigarette butt, retreats to his phone while the peasants duke it out over peasant things. Nate’s not playing by your rules, he’s not getting sucked into playing your cards, and he’s not simply gonna fold them how you fold them. Cockiest/best fold I’ve ever seen — there’s a reason we’ve tied our financial futures to this little felt genius.

The flick…

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From that famous Nate claw…

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impresses this guy…

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…but this guy? This guy to Nate’s right in all grey…?

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By god Nate killed him! He’s dead! He’s fucking dead! Have you ever seen a fold murder a guy? A preflop fold murder a guy? Only Nate… only our special Nate Dogg.

Wildly impressive stuff from our beloved Spider Monkey on poker’s biggest stage. Go Nate Go!