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Guy Selling Panty Hose Bounces His Son Inside One To Show Their Durability

Love it. Bounce! Bounce! Bounce! Anybody mad at this needs to also be mad at the infomercial where they put a glass of wine on the bed and jump up and down. It’s just business. It’s marketing. You do what you gotta do. You work with what you have. Whether it’s a tempur-pedic bed or a small child. You want people to know how durable your panty hose are? Toss a small child inside one and bounce him up and down for a minute or two. Nobody else is doing that. The kid needs to earn his keep around the house anyway. Kids are such gold diggers. Reaping the benefits of the things their parents sow. It’s bullshit. Get your ass in those panty hose and make yourself valuable. And he did. Also it looked like the kid was having a blast. No video game or iPhone game can replicate the inherent joy that comes from being inside panty hose like it’s a bouncy house. Nobody got hurt. Everybody wins.