What moves. What grace. I’ll never have that. I wanna be a good dancer so badly. I wanna walk into a room and have people beg me to dance.
“Chaps! Show us what you’ve been working on lately, my good bitcc!”
“Ha Ha now,” I’d say sheeplishly like I haven’t been preparing for this moment for days.
“Yes, dude! Come on.”
“If you insist.”
The next thing you know I do a series of moves that leave the people in bewilderment. I dont even break a sweat. How do I do it? When hard work meets talent, special things can happen and I’m just an example to that end.
Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re imagining what that routine would look like. It’d look a little something like this.
“Uhh, hey Chaps. That’s the same video as before.”
You’re god damn right it is.