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Everyone On The Internet Wants To Fuck Steve Carell

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy that Steve is looking like his post-Gosling makeover self from the timeless classic Crazy, Stupid, Love but let me say this loud and clear: if you couldn’t handle Steve Carell at his season 1 of The Office then you don’t deserve him at his silver fox. If you weren’t down with Michael Scott before his hair plugs then get the hell out of here. If you didn’t see him on the “Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro-Am Race for the Cure” and think, “Whoa, Mike is pretty jacked” then you haven’t been around long enough to reap these benefits.

Anyone can jump on board when people look great on a press tour in London but if you’re a real one then you’ve been riding the Carell wave for over a decade now. Anyone can say “Hey, Amazon is some pretty good stock” in 2017, if you knew your guys then you knew Michael Scott was on the come up back when that place was just an online bookstore.