Josh Peck Needs To Realize That He'd Be Nowhere Without Drake Bell
Josh Peck, from the critically acclaimed hit tv series “Drake & Josh”, got married over the weekend. As you can see, being a Nickelodeon star has paid off tremendously for the once loyal actor. He’s married to a smoke AND he had John Stamos at the wedding. Doesn’t get much baller than that. But if you take a look at that “happy” photo, you’ll realize there’s one important person missing. And it’s not because he was knee deep in some bridesmaid poon and couldn’t make the photo-op. But because he wasn’t even invited at all. That person, of course, was Drake Bell.
Not even an invite. Are you kidding me, Josh? You’re not even going to give your tv brother the option to decline the invitation? Who the fuck are you and what gives you the right? Somebody needs to remind Josh Peck just exactly where he would be if it weren’t for Drake Bell. For starters, he wouldn’t be marrying this 10/10.
Not a chance in hell. Why? Well because without Drake Bell, there is no “Drake & Josh”. And without “Drake & Josh”, Josh Peck doesn’t get rich. And without becoming rich, Josh Peck stays this frumpy little fat kid for his entire life.
Nobody makes that transformation without a shit ton of money. See: David Portnoy
Without Drake Bell, Josh Peck just transforms from a fat kid to a fat adult who is sitting at home drowning himself in chimichangas and hoping to hear back from State Farm about that commercial he auditioned for last year. But because his life was blessed by the presence of Drake Bell, he turned into a stud and now he’s married to a smoking hot babe and his life is perfect. And what’s the thanks that Drake gets for all of Josh’s success?
NOT EVEN AN INVITATION TO THE MAN’S GODDAMN WEDDING
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The wedding that Drake Bell is 95% responsible for. And he can’t even get a seat in the back. For shame.